JoAbroad: To Err is Human, to Arr is Pirate!

Banter and More

"Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right." (Henry Ford)

"Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance." (Samuel Johnson)

"Men have forgotten this truth,' said the fox. 'But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed." (Antoine de Saint-Exupery)

"Brevity is the soul of wit." (Shakespeare)

"Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself, your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s." (Baz Luhrmann)

a great site of great poetry and more: Neil's website

SHORT LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!....................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own *#*#*# blanket.'

After a moment of silence, .......................he farted.
The End

JoAbroad

Tuesday 5 February 2013

To Err is Human, to Arr is Pirate!

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